Day Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Package for $96,000

If the very thought of cooking Thanksgiving dinner sends a chill down your spine, then The Ritz-Carlton New York, Central Park is here to deliver some good news: It will cook and serve Thanksgiving for you. So long as you have $96,000 to spare.

The luxury hotel announced it's offering a $96,000, three-night package in the property's expansive Royal Suite, which comes with the best possible view of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and what it calls a "decadent in-suite" brunch for up to eight guests. On the menu is seasonal sliced fruit and mixed berries, a bakery basket, New York bagels, and smoked salmon with cream cheese, capers, pickled onions, and lemon, along with a traditional breakfast selection of scrambled eggs, frittata, and brioche French toast with a berry stew on top. There's also Applewood smoked bacon and pork sausage, roasted potatoes, and all the juice and coffee you desire.

The package allows you to sleep over for those three nights in the two-bedroom Royal Suite , which has two-and-a-half bathrooms and fantastic views of Central Park. A stay in the suite comes with access to the hotel's exclusive Club Lounge, where you'll find even more exclusive dining options, a personal butler service (upon request), and plenty of space for you and your Thanksgiving guests to stretch out across the living, working, dining, and kitchen areas — each adorned with an art collection from New York-based artists.

Want even more space? The suite can convert into a four-bedroom unit if you want everyone to stay over with you. This way, you'd have two living rooms and an adjoining pantry and service entrance, you know, because why not?

Beyond bunch, the package includes something extra special for any kids (or kids at heart) you invite to Thanksgiving: A 15-minute private session with Santa Claus, so you can ask for all your gifts in total privacy.

And, because you're spending an absolute fortune, the package comes with an embroidered Frette blanket, a $250 in-suite credit, an exclusive welcome gift and kids' welcome gift, plus a gift from Dylan's Candy Bar, which the hotel promises is "all wrapped up with Ritz-Carlton's ultra-luxe flair."