Jake Elliott Has A Hammer Cock, Perhaps The Largest In The League, And Proved It With This 59-Yard Field Goal In The Pouring Rain

Game on the line. A chance to continue to keep your foot on Dallas' throat for the division on the line. It's raining cats and dogs. The Eagles got into field goal range, and then immediately took themselves out of field goal range with a couple of false starts. You have dumbass Tony Romo in the booth asking Jim Nantz if he'd run a fake field goal here.

Tony Romo doesn't get it because he's never had it. Most of the country doesn't get it because they've never had it. But when you have a kicker who has a literal hammer hanging between his legs, you let that beautiful son of a bitch kick the everliving piss out of that ball with his foot that was blessed by the touch of god himself. 59 yards in the pouring rain with a devastating loss on the line if Jake Elliott doesn't nail this one.

There was never a doubt.