The Guardians Champagne Celebration Confirmed That Josh Naylor Is An Absolute Fucking UNIT

So the Guardians clinched a spot in the postseason yesterday and it was fucking SCENES in the locker room afterwards. I fully understand that's the lamest phrase in society these days, but how else are you supposed to describe Rocky Top playing like this while the boys spray champagne everywhere because they were projected to finish below .500 and they clinched a spot in the postseason with 2 weeks left to play?

I absolutely adore this team. Maybe more than I've ever liked a team in my life? Nicky Smokes asked me yesterday to rank my sports fandom, and it's easy for me:

Does that mean I don't ride with them all? Of course not. But I grew up going to Indians games with my dad....didn't miss an opening day for two decades I believe....and the Browns have always fucking sucked. I'll lead the charge if they ever look like the misery is over, but the baseball team has always been good? So I love them....and this team is so much fun. We've got a 1st year manager that hit all the right buttons this year, we've got a bunch of no name pitchers holding it down until the best bullpen in baseball gets to turn it over to the best closer in the history of the sport, and we've got a bunch of dudes that just love to have fun. Led by this guy....

Damn Josh Naylor, I didn't know you had it like that!!! We've all seen you rock the baby and we've all seen you hit yourself with your helmet and we've all seen you emasculate the White Sox, but I didn't know you were packing that kind of punch. 2 Home Runs the other night in the same game and then had to have drank 15 beers afterwards to stay in this kind of shape. I can't wait until this dude hits a monstrous home run in October. Bookmark that one. He's going to hit one to the fucking moon at an opportune time, and the trot around the bases is might take an hour. But it'll go down in Cleveland lore forever.

I cannot wait for the postseason. We'll officially be there.