Lamar Odom is in Desperate Need of Help as Video of Him Creating a Life-Size Khloe Kardashian Sex Doll Has Hit The Internet
Page Six - Lamar Odom purchased a custom sex doll and requested it resemble his ex-wife, Khloé Kardashian. The former Los Angeles Lakers star paid a visit to the RealDoll sex toy facility in Las Vegas on Tuesday after seeing the dolls advertised in the news about a month ago and "instantly" knowing he needed one for himself, his manager, Gina Rodriguez, told TMZ. Per photos and videos obtained by the outlet, Odom beamed while getting handsy with several clothesless life-size dolls in the warehouse, describing one with a big bosom and butt as "bad." The 45-year-old retired athlete was also seen in a video picking up dildos from a working station. Odom ordered his doll to come with "voluptuous curves" and a face similar to Kardashian, 40, "because he can do whatever he wants with her sexually," his rep told TMZ. The dolls sell from $8,000 to $20,000, however, the basketball legend reportedly got a discount.
To any friends and/or family of self-proclaimed sex addict and former crack enjoyer Lamar Odom, from the bottom of my heart, I humbly ask of you to please check up on the former NBA Sixth Man of The Year. It is abundantly clear that Lamar Odom's once thriving brain is now being fully guided by his extraordinarily horny, and almost certainly enormous penis. Now that he is no longer consumed with the intricacies of Phil Jackson's triangle offense, his brain has run amok. Lamar now fills his days touring the Real Doll life-like sex toy factory, and having sex dolls created to resemble his ex-wife who he is very obviously still madly in love with. He has quite clearly not come to terms with the fact that their relationship is a thing of the past. He has not moved on in the slightest, and he is very much NOT ok. Please help him.
Reading between the lines, I have to imagine that Lamar Odom is simultaneously so horny, and so broke, that he struck a deal with the Real Doll sex factory, and agreed to be featured in a viral video about the making of his ex-wife's sex doll for some sort of ad campaign.
Think about that. Did Lamar Odom need his Khloe Kardashian sex doll so badly that in order to help finance it, which apparently he could not afford at full price (because why else would anybody agree to do this publicly, as opposed to going to the ends of the earth to make sure nobody would ever ever ever ever find out about this) that he's willing to let the whole world see him spiral out of control with horniness and regret.
Or maybe I'm way off. I'm making a lot of assumptions here. I don't know for a fact that Lamar Odom is broke. He might not be broke at all. I know he was at one point. I know he once pawned his NBA Championship ring for barely over $100k. But according to clutchpoints.com, a website that I have zero reason to believe would have any fucking clue as to how much money Lamar Odom has, as of April 2024 he had a "net worth" of $30 million.
But I do not think Lamar Odom's current financial situation makes this entire thing any better or worse. I can't think of a single scenario in which a person has a sex doll made of his ex-wife, and is in a totally normal, healthy, well-adjusted place in their life. I can't imagine any ex-wife, no matter how preposterously rich, famous, eccentric, etc... sees a video on social media of her ex-husband giving notes to this guy...
...notes about your naked body to help him create a 5-figure fuck toy that looks and feels exactly like you. No woman watches that video and thinks to herself, "Looks like my ex is doing great!".
This can only be a cry for help, money, or both. Most likely both. Unless of course Khloe Kardashian is invested in the Real Doll sex toy factory, and a percentage of their income is being funneled back to the Kardashian family's bank account. Perhaps Lamar is simply doing Khloe a solid, because again, he's still madly in love with her. Maybe this will be what finally wins her back.
I think one thing we can all agree on here. No matter what the real story behind this is. We can all agree that Lamar is still down tremendously bad over losing Khloe Kardashian back in 2016.
Praying for you, Lamar. And because I said some less than flattering things about you in this blog, here is a highlight package. Remember the good days Lamar. Hope this helps.
