The Envelope, Please: Week 4 Awards

Every week, I'll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado ... the envelope, please.

Play this again: Colorado 38, Baylor 31

Never play this again: No. 1 Texas 51, Louisiana Monroe 3

What? Navy 56, Memphis 44

Huh? James Madison 70, North Carolina 50

Are you kidding me? BYU 38, No. 13 Kansas State 9

Oh. My. God: No. 18 Michigan 27, No. 11 USC 24

Told you so: No. 24 Illinois 31, No. 22 Nebraska 24 OT

Wish I was him: Josh Heupel, Tennessee

Glad I'm not him: Dave Doeren, NC State

Lucky guy: Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri

Poor guy: Brent Venables, Oklahoma

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Manny Diaz, Duke

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Lincoln Riley, USC

Desperately seeking ... anything: Ryan Walters, Purdue

Thought you'd kick butt, you did: Ole Miss

Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: Kansas State

Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did:

Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't:

Dang, they're good: Miami (Fla.)

Dang, they're bad: TCU

Did the season start?